The Crooked Post Bar 
Lord Howe Island
The Crooked Post Bar 
Lord Howe Island
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The Crooked Post Bar LHI

The Crooked Post Bar LHIThe Crooked Post Bar LHIThe Crooked Post Bar LHI

Island inspired cocktails and snacks.

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The Crooked Post Bar LHI

The Crooked Post Bar LHIThe Crooked Post Bar LHIThe Crooked Post Bar LHI

Island inspired cocktails and snacks.

Book with us

who we are

The Crooked Post Bar is a small cocktail bar located on the beautiful Lord Howe Island NSW and specialising in island inspired cocktails. 


We serve a range of island inspired cocktails and mocktails with some classics thrown in for good measure. We also serve a handpicked list of wine, beer and bubbles.


We are located in the premier position in the heart of Lord Howe Island. We overlook the beautiful Lord Howe lagoon. Our awesome bar staff take unique island produce and turn it into beautiful island cocktails. 


The Crooked Post Bar takes its position within the environment seriously. We have an amazing sustainability program which not only means we have less impact on our surrounds but means it provides a framework through which to get the most out of our produce and flavours.  


The Crooked Post Bar provides its hospitality with a relaxed island feel. We take the time to get to know our guests and enhance the island experience for all who visit this UNESCO World Heritage Island.  The Crooked Post Bar provides a bar snack menu to its customers that has a focus flavour and sharing. This enhances the communal feel the venue provides.  


The Crooked Post Bar would love to welcome you to our amazing island paradise.  

Menu

Cocktails

Crooked's Favourites and some classics

Rosemary Martini

25

Vodka, Rosemary Syrup, Lemon

Chilli Cucumber Margarita

25

Tequila, chilli, cucumber, lime, agave

Negroni

25

Gin, Campari, Vermouth, charred orange peel

Ginger Rum Sour

25

Spiced Rum, Lime, Ginger Syrup, Amaro

Flying Boat

25

Amaro, Bourbon, Aperol, Lemon

The Island Cleanse

25

Gin, Cucumber, Lemongrass, Earl Gey Syrup, Lemon, Hibiscus

Island Sour

25

House made Amaretto, Aquafaba, Lemon, Hibiscus Syrup

Pina Colada

25

Rum, Pineapple, Coconut. You are on an island.....

Pain Killer

25

Spiced Rum, Dark Rum, Pineapple, Orange, Coconut

Espresso Martini

25

Vodka, Kahlua, Espresso, Sugar Syrup

Margarita

25

Tequila, Lime, Agave

Cosmopolitan

25

Vodka, Cointreau, Cranberry, twist of Lime

Aperol Spritz

25

Aperol, Prosecco, Soda


Beer

A range of Lord Howe Island Brewing Co. and imported beers

LHI Brewing Co Phasmid Pale Ale

12

Hoppy with a sweet aftertaste

LHI Golden Whistler Larger

12

Lager with a fresh, grassy hop palate

LHI Double Header IPA

12

Fruity, mild, smooth and slightly hoppy

Stone & Wood

12

Pacific Ale. Cloudy, golden, brewed with Galaxy hops.

Lord Howe Island Brewery Lager

12

Brewed on island, not exported. Bready maltiness and subdued floral aromas on tap.

The Coopers Brewery Range

12

Amazing beers brewed to satisfy all tastes. 


Wine

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Pikes Pinot Grigio 2020

14/60

Crisp and light bodied wine from the Clare Vallley

Sauvignon Blanc

14/60

Notes of fresh citrus, pineapple, honeysuckle

La Vielle Ferme Rosé

14/60

Slight effervescence with floral notes

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The Crooked Post Bar

Neds Beach Road, Lord Howe Island New South Wales 2898, Australia

thecrookedpost@hotmail.com

Hours

Spring/Summer/Autumn Hours: Sept-June

Seven Days Noon - 9pm

Winter Hours:

Check blackboard for opening hours

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